Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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