in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Panties = found
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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