belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I seem to have left my pride at pride
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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