Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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