Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
So many bounce houses so little time
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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