Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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