just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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