if you like me you must not know who I am
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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