just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
