summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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