You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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