i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Randomize
