what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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