ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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