Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I can text with my tongue
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
