my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I skipped work to stalk him.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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