it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
i came on her dog
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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