your thong is hanging out like whoa
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I will be naked everywhere
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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