What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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