She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
