this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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