How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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