its not stalking. its research.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My underwear smells like fireworks.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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