38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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