I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
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go home
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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