Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Randomize
