I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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