you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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