I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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