so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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