piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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