just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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