everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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