and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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