I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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