hell yes lets make some ravioli
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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