turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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