Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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