wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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