Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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