I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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