I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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