its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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