...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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