I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
ttyl tear gas
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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