im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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