dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Randomize