i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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