No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
