Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Randomize
