I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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