doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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