I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
